Hell House

So my house is plotting against me and is trying no wait......  is DRIVING ME INSANE!  Before left for the cruise our washer died.....  It wasn't a pleasant death either because it died in the middle of a cycle with heavy towels..  Now anyone who knows me can tell you when things go wrong I HATE IT!  So now my mom is washing my clothes for us till we get a new one..  Then the shower starts leaking into the basement...  that lasts for 5 seconds and there is a river from the shower to the basement..  Thank god there is a drain in the basement.  I could shower in the basement while andrew showers in the bathroom lol (gross thought I know)  So wonder-dad comes and helped us remove the thingy that catches like if your ring goes down the drain...  goes to check the outside sewage and it explodes pooo up to 4 feet high...  I call my landlord and he calls the rowter rooter guy...  Finally things start looking up...  until last night its raining in the basement again....  I can not seem to catch a break so we r totally moving in jan!